Clear your calendar for the playoff weekendsStart a discussion about whether a bye week is preferable to a wildcard game. Wonder loudly if the Cowboys should rest their starters in the Week 17 game against the Eagles. Make some fan art about Demarcus Lawrence sacking Jared Goff in the NFC Championship game. Write an essay about what it will take for the Cowboys to repeat as Super Bowl champions next season. Send holiday suggestions for January to your acquaintances who have the misfortune to be Eagles fans. You get the drift.Laugh at the RedskinsThere’s no point in laughing at the Titans. After all Allen Hurns Color Rush Jersey , who cares about the Titans? So let’s laugh at the Redskins. Because, a billion reasons. Make yourself a pitcher of green Kool AidIt’ll be like drinking Eagles tears.Better yet, dye your pool green like it’s St. Patrick’s day. You’ll be swimming in a sea of Eagles tears.And green Jello shots! You know why.Become a Goalpost MoverHelp turn the pre-game narrative from “the Cowboys are so bad, they can’t even beat the Titans” to the post-game narrative “it was only the Titans, dude,” and explain how the game against the Eagles next week will be the “real test.” And when they win that one, explain how the Eagles were overrated anyway https://www.dallascowboysfanshop.com/Maliek-Collins-Jersey , and how the game against the Falcons will be “the REAL test.”Talk about how badly Dak Prescott played even though we wonPrescott could throw nine touchdowns and folks would still complain that he should have thrown 10, was inaccurate on five of the TDs anyway, and missed an open receiver on the remaining four. Remember how Tony Romo used to throw for 10 TDs all the time?Good times.Find a reason why the Cowboys can make the playoffs anywayAll they have to do is win out. Piece of cake.And don’t let some intellectual highflyer or his Appalachian cousin distract you with 17-year-old animated gifs of Jim Mora talking about playoffs.You have a mission to accomplish.Call Jason Garrett “The Clapper”Really, this is not old at all. We haven’t heard it enough. It’s funny. Really funny. And unlike other jokes, this one gets funnier the more you repeat it. It’s true. It’s fantastic. And once the funny materializes into a brick-sized solid block of funny, please take it and knock me over the head with it. I beg you.Tell the world how much the Cowboys suckHere’s are some topics that you can use to vent on social media or any blog or message board you may frequent. I guarantee all of these topics are insightful, have never been usedbefore Chris Jones Jersey , and people will applaud you for your originality:Dak sucksAmari Cooper sucksThe O-line sucksZeke sucksThe receivers suckThe tight ends suckGarrett sucksJerry Jones sucksOwn your disappointment like a bossTell the world your are done with the Cowboys. DONE!!! Tell everybody within earshot that this was the last straw, that you won’t watch another Cowboys game - until Tony Romo comes back. Consider publicly burning a jersey (but use the cheap Chinese knockoff, not one of your official jerseys). Tell everybody you haz a sad. Be emotional. Use a lot of exclamation marks. Own your inner drama queen like a boss.Then next Sunday, settle in to watch the Cowboys playing Eagles game as if nothing happened.Put R.E.M.’s “Everybody Hurts” on repeat for the rest of the dayYou’re sad. But you’re not alone because Michael Stipe knows that “everybody hurts, everybody cries.” So take Stipe’s advice, “take comfort in your friends,” curl up in a fetal position for an extended period Terrance Williams Color Rush Jersey , blast this song, have yourself a good little sniffle, and then move on. You’ll feel better, I promise.Everybody huuuuuuuurts, sooooometiiiiiimes.But don’t cry! Because then the ghost of Axl Rose will show up and tell you Don’t you cryyyyyyy tonight, there’s a heaven above you, baby.Don’t you ever cry-ay-ay-iya-iyay. No one has ever handed Jeff Heath anything. He entered the league in 2013 as an undrafted free agent out of Saginaw Valley State.Even after starting 31 games the past two seasons https://www.dallascowboysfanshop.com/Brett-Maher-Jersey , Heath still is looked upon as a core special teams player.The Cowboys openly have talked about trying to upgrade at strong safety, and executive vice president Stephen Jones mentioned Wednesday that the team has received calls from teams willing to trade them a safety.Heath greets the news with a shrug.“I feel the same that I do every year,” Heath said on ESPN Dallas 103.3, via the . “Regardless of what other safeties are there. I’ve kind of accepted in this league they are always trying to replace you [and] they are always looking at new guys. So that’s going to be something that not only myself, but everyone deals with on a yearly basis.”The good news for Heath is the Cowboys didn’t do much at the position this offseason. They didn’t get involved in the bidding for Earl Thomas, instead signing George Iloka in the second tier of free agency. They passed on drafting Juan Thornhill or Taylor Rapp in the second round and settled for Donovan Wilson in the sixth.As it stands now, Iloka and Heath figure to have the best chance to win the job opposite free safety Xavier Woods.“That’s what makes the NFL the NFL Jeff Heath Jersey ,” Heath said. “You always have to compete for your spot. I don’t see it as a competition with other players. I see it as a competition with myself to try to be better than the year I was before. Improve on stuff I need to improve on. It’s just a more enjoyable way to play rather than trying to look over your shoulder at all times.” « RSorder back to school: Obtain 7% off runescape 2007 gold from Sep.6Stephen Curry Jersey » Weitere Artikel der Kategorie Allgemein |
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